Thursday, February 17, 2011
The Lighter Side of: Outsourcing to India
One child is reading a Captain America comic, the other is reading Captain India. The second child says, "He's twice as fast as Captain America but costs half as much."
Asok the former-Intern informs his boss that "I got a job at the Indian company where you outsourced my job. Then I arranged to work from home, which as you know is my old cubical."
Boss: Fine. Here's your assignment.
Asok: E-mail it to me. My day starts in 10 hours.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Mumbai, India, a disgruntled office worker sits at the phone thinking, "Oh, great. I call tech support and get some clown in Atlanta who can't even speak Hindi."
Gunther: Shovel your walk, Ma'am?
Woman: Who are you?
Gunther: My name is Gunther.
Woman: Where are you from?
Gunther: Um, California?
Woman: No outsourcing!! *slams door*