Makmende has a number of catch-phrases to his credit, including “Just heard that #Makmende can tweet 141 letters!”; “Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears #Makmende pajamas”; “#makmende is so cool, Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number”; and “#Makmende can never have a heart attack, his heart is not so foolish to attack him.”
All this from a Kenyan music video featured in that bastion of all things African, the Wall Street ... Journal? Comments: "makmende sleeps with his pillow under his gun" "Makmende types with 2 fingers. He points them at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest."
Hat tip: Africa is a Country