On the one hand, lacking brains would make zombies prime targets for organic marketing strategies ... oh, right, if only they had the intelligence to participate in markets! Another one of those institutions prerequisite for markets to be the answer. (hmmm... Possible future topic: Libertarian monsters)
The thing is, lawful good zombies CAN'T exist.

Now a lawful good mind flayer, that's a possibility. They can participate in markets for brain substitute, raise livestock, and do most anything I suggested vampires could do. But the whole point of zombies is that there's no will, let alone free will, nothing to reason with, nothing to bargain with, nothing to do but slaughter or flee.
Can someone more familiar with the zombie oeuvre inform me whether zombies can be satisfied eating livestock? If so, would livestock become zombified as well? If so, what regulatory precautions would need to be made to prevent against BSE (mad cow disease), which comes in large part when animals eat each others' brains?
Ah, the food safety regulation of mad zombie cows. I ask you, where else could you go to get such debate? I ask you again, ... where could I get something like that published?
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