Recession Caused by Poor Interview Skills

The Onion does the job of two blog posts, reminding us how to impress interviewers and providing delicious satire:

... seven out of 10 Americans could have landed their dream job last month if they had known where they see themselves in five years, and the number of unemployed could be reduced from 14.6 million to 5 million if everyone simply greeted potential employers with firmer handshakes, maintained eye contact, and stopped fiddling with their hair and face so much....