I'm in the market for a good montage. Some elements I would like to see:
Nixon: I am not a crook.
O'Donnell: I am not a witch.
Obama: I am not a Muslim. [I really wanted "I am not a socialist" but he didn't actually say that.]
Gingrich: I am not a citizen of the world.
Palin: I am not a quitter.
Bush Jr.: I am not... a lot of things.
And in the almost the right words category:
McCain: I have never considered myself a maverick.
Clinton ... oh, take your pick.