Monday, November 1, 2010

This post has nothing to do with my father's birthday today

Birthday Cele-Berations

Party Store | Elkhart, IN, USA
Customer: “You don’t have much of a selection for ninetieth birthday parties.”
Me: “Not many people live that long. Most of our suppliers don’t carry anything past the sixtieth birthday decorations.”
Customer: “It’s all because of Obama, you know. With his health care system, they just put you out to pasture once you’re sixty-five, and that’s the end of you. He probably told everyone to stop selling things with eighty and ninety on it, so people won’t want to live as long.”
Save an elderly person. Be sure to vote.

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