I think we may have found some competition for M. Nestle as the pithiest summarizer: Arlo
Arlo: The new dietary guidelines have been released. They tell us to eat healthier, but not so healthy as to noticeably affect any corporate profits. I'm paraphrasing, of course.
Janis: What do the new guidelines say?
Arlo: Eat fewer "sofas"!
Arlo: An Acronym: SOlid Fats and Added Sugar
Janis: That's kind of vague.
Arlo: Yeah, well ... the wording is couched.